March 2012
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Rowr.
Missing contact with my playmates. The amount of people awkwardly flirting with me at work just serves to remind me that I’m sexually frustrated at the moment.
ATTN: Pervy old men, big dumb drunks and awkward teen boys that visit me at work: Sorry, not interested! Not even after you tell me how big your penis is (pro tip: you should avoid doing this regardless). Nope, buying me booze...
February 2012
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“I can’t wait to try on so many pairs of lips and tongues.”
– A friend, on the amount of makeouts that will occur at a party I’m throwing.
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“…someone experiencing subspace should not operate heavy machinery, drive, or...”
– This mediocre BDSM Wiki But this is just so funny to me. Like, ‘all right, that was some good play; I still can’t verbalize coherent thoughts. I’m gonna go operate some heavy machinery.’ (via sexsocialismandscifi)
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Emails...
Messages I found in my inbox tonight made me giggle. I was going to share excerpts from one, but I decided it would be terribly mean. To sum it up….the local boy that’s been chasing me for a while despite each of his come-ons being answered with “I have a boyfriend (in this town, I am monogamous if anyone asks)” sent me yet another message today. In it he talked about how...
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Crush
I got very red faced today talking to a cute girl. She’s one of the local RCMP; she has a bunch of piercings in her ears, curly hair, and braces; she’s super sweet and super cute! She could be thirty but she looks 18.
Oh I wish.
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Dealing with things by writing
Want a link to my writing blog? Prod me in my (ask) box.
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My brain is going to fall out.
Listening to psychedelic dubstep electro swing. It’s not helping the situation. I need puppets wielded by energetic stoners, and someone to bite hard. Very hard.
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Pressies
I got an awesome awesome package in the mail today (four, actually!) and as I promised Scarlet, I made a video of my reaction to the package that she sent me that contained presents from her, Andypants, Ragged Robin, Mr. J, and Sparkle!
Sadly, it does not seem to be uploading on this slow-ass connection. So for now I will say that omg squee I love it <3
I am going to put up a photo of one of...
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Reconnecting
Mr. J left again last night. We had just under a week together, and now we’re on the last leg of our time apart. One more month or so and I won’t be away from home any longer!
We spent our visit sharing a hotel room with my brother and occasionally my mother, so we had to learn quickly how to be discreet lest we explode.
The first day that Mr. J and I were together, we could not keep...
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