Messages I found in my inbox tonight made me giggle. I was going to share excerpts from one, but I decided it would be terribly mean. To sum it up….the local boy that’s been chasing me for a while despite each of his come-ons being answered with “I have a boyfriend (in this town, I am monogamous if anyone asks)” sent me yet another message today. In it he talked about how hot I am, and that his parents are leaving town so I should come over so we can bang. Oh and he really doesn’t mind that I have a boyfriend. He won’t tell if I don’t tell. Jesus christ.

Anyway, instead I will share a note that someone else sent me today. An ex from a few years ago, who I will call Fudge. I know I’ve got at least one reader who knows who I’m talking about, and for your benefit dear sir, I won’t post much about him <3

Anyway, he wrote:

I was cleaning out my bedroom closet, and I found pics of you and I during my move to Vancouver. You used to be chubbo! Still pretty though.

What a sweetie.